Geez, she’s aging well…. I didn’t even know she had a new song/album/video coming out, so I guess I can count myself lucky. The song is titled ‘Touch My Body’. I can’t say whether it’s a good song or not, as I always have the volume turned down when I watch her video clips. Here it is:
God bless you Mariah Carey, and god bless your sweet sweet boobies.
On Friday i’m going to throw a few more designs onto the site. If you don’t know who the Flint Tropics are, you soon will. It’s team that Will Ferrells character in Semi-Pro owns/coaches and plays for.
Judging by the previews, I think it’s something i’ll like. It’s going to be released a week too late for the Oscars. What a pain in the tits.
Maybe it wouldn’t have won best picture, but now we’ll never knowfor sure. I thought that the Academy wasn’t so big on comedy until Alan Arkin won best supporting actor last year. Now thats a f*cking joke.
Yeah so the second design: McLovin. I’ve actually got two McLovin designs and i’ll have to decide which one I like most and discard the other one like Britney Spears dignity…
I’ll have a discount for you on Friday too….
Timmay!
But who cares????
Ok, Super Tuesday doesn’t really excite me but the Superbowl was great. The Giants stopped the Patriots in one of the most unlikely Superbowl runs in recent memory. Stealing a place in history from the the New England Patriots seemed unlikely with a minute remaining.
I’ve got to put my hand up and say I thought that Eli Manning was too inconsistant to win a ring, but after breaking away from the Patriots big men to throw a 32 yard pass to David Tyree who caught it on his head… Well i’ll have to say that I was wrong. This was compounded by the following 13 yard TD pass to Burress. The 83 yard drive was awesome… Ok, enough football, lets talk about the main event. The ads!!
GARMIN - NAPOLEON GOES TO BATTLE
Pretty funny to me, but I studied history. No-one else in the room really got it. I gave a brief history lesson and was made to down my beer on the grounds of me being a dick. They were right.BUDWEISER - HANK THE HORSE TRAINS LIKE ROCKY
I liked this one. I liked it because of the Rocky reference but most of all finding a Dalmatian and Clydesdale that know how to high five.BUD LIGHT - FOREIGN ACCENT
Not so funny, accept maybe the “We make sandwich and I be meat” line. I’ve used that before.ETRADE - VOMITING BABY
Pretty good effects, and the vomiting always makes for a good commercial, but still not great.ETRADE - BABY RENTS CLOWN
Ok, much better than the last one. The baby makes some money, rents a clown- says it’s sorta creepy. I can also identify with this one. This one time I hit the poker tables at Green Valley Ranch. I came out with a bit of extra cash and thought: I really should give this to my baby momma.Instead I went cruisning for pro. $200 was too expensive so I got this midget (apparently the cost is linked to the height of the whore). Just like the baby in the Etrade ad, it was sorta creepy. Still, it wasn’t a dude, so no regrets.
PLANTERS - GUYS GO CRAZY FOR A GIRL WITH NUTS
This one missed the mark. Pretty crappy really.TOYOTA COROLLA - BADGERS CHEW A GUY’S FACE OFF
This one was good… I don’t really know what I was expecting but I do appreciate the sudden and ferocius violence. The guy deserved it; he wasn’t catching the mouse to clean it up, take it for dinner someplace nice then try to bone it. He was trying to kill the thing!
BUD LIGHT - SEMI PRO
Niiiice. I’m a big fan of Will Ferrell- so I guess it’s no suprise that I loved this one. Can’t wait to see the film. It’s out on the 29th
PEPSI - TIMBERLAKE GETS BITCHED
Despite the title, it still wasn’t great. He gets thrown into walls, has his testicles mashed into a pole, and gets hit by a car door but the ad was still as gay as a Boyband after a few mojitos in San Fansisco.
BRIDGESTONE - SCREAMING SQUIRELL
I guess this one was my favourite. The only bad bit was the car they wear driving. A SAAB? Does that guy’s mom know that he drives a pretentious cock-jockey auto?Ok, so I’ve got a few new offensive t-shirts coming out in the next few days. If I stop drinking after the beer that i’m on now, maybe I’ll release them later today.Stay tuned.
Timmay!
Apparently No Ma’am is registered to somebody, somewhere that looks at my website. Damn. Yeah, well there you go. Also, the very day after I was contacted by the No Ma’am people, the people that own Speaker City (oh no, it’s actually not a real store!) to say that the Speaker City design had to go. I’m going to challenge these, so you won’t be able to get these designs for a little while.
On a different note, i’ve just added a social networking “Add This” button to the main page… It works with:
So Add Me!!!!
If you are old enough to remember Married With Children or unemployed enough to see the re-runs during the day, you’ll love these two new (retro) designs.
The first one is from Al’s Polk High #33 design. The #33 became famous when he scored 4 touchdowns in a single game…. I’ve put it on two blue tshirts as well as a blue print on a whole lotta white stuff, including chicks clothing.
The other new design is one from the famous National Organization of Men Against
Amazonian Masterhood… Also known as No Ma’am! Al started this organization in response to Marcy Darcy’s F.A.N.G. (Feminists Against Neanderthal Guys) Movement.
Al got together with the following founding members: Jefferson, Bob Rooney, Griff, Ike and Officer Dan; and tabled the No Ma’am 10 Commandments (but they could only come up with 9).
They are:
1. It is OK to call hooters ‘knockers’ and sometimes snack trays
2. It is wrong to be French
3. It is OK to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder
4. Lawyers, see rule three
5. It is OK to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes
6. Everyone should car pool except us
7. Bring back the word stewardesses
8. Synchronized swimming is not a sport
9. Mud wrestling is a sport
So, if you believe in these commandments, let your vegetarian, hippie neighbors know by wearing a No Ma’am! t-shirt….
Well thank Jebus Christmas and NYE are behind us. I hope you all had A good, safe holiday. To be honest, i’m sick to death of Turkey (yeah, yeah I know, there’s kids in *insert country name here* that don’t have 2 minute microwave turkey from Wal-Mart).
I struggled for months to find a wii for a good price, then thought i’d wait and scoop one from ebay after xmas. Well, they still aint cheap, so i’ll have to make do with the xbox for another few months.
But none of that is your fault….. So here’s the first coupon for the year. Enter the word: BEAUTYVIABLY at the checkout for $5 off a purchase of $50 or more. Valid until Jan 08, 2008….
Have a good year!
Timmy
This will be the last discount coupon until Christmas… A big $10 off purchases of $50 or over- It expires on the 14th…
Enter HOLIDAY2007 at checkout.
(Expires 12/14)
Sorry about the delay in getting out these new designs. I’ve been studying like a mofo recently, that’s why you’ll notice the following 6 blog posts all have todays date. It still evens out to about 1 a week though.
This new design is pretty self-explanatory. If you don’t understand it, you’re probably a 10 year old boy, and my website is creeping through adult content filters. Sweet!
Ok, so this one is a little bit closer to real copyright infringement and I love AC/DC so I’m cool with them not wanting to tarnish their good name. Damn.
On The Internet!! Ask Me How…Geez, this is way too close to the truth for me to go into details about my inspiration. But, she’ll never find out if she really does think porn is disgusting.
Otherwise, if shes on postyourgirls dot com- i’m in trouble.
