Oh well…. Here it is!!

And of course it really wouldn’t be me if I didn’t include some Michael Jackson jokes!!!

Did everyone hear the news that Michael Jackson died? Does anyone know any details? I heard it was food poisoning………he ate some 12 year old nuts.
Doctors at the LA hospital where Jacko has passed away are […]

It’s been forever since I last posted…. Alot has changed… We’ve changed our El Presidente, we’ve changed our attitudes towards (the formerly gay) small cars, we’ve changed Miss California and i’ve changed my boxers (once).
Firstly i’ve got to say thanks to all the folks that are still crass and vulgar enough to buy and wear […]

And here’s something you probably didn’t already know; on her recent ‘Sticky and Musty’ tour she has compared McCain to Hitlerand Robert Mugabe. Apparently she has some song where images flash up representing war, global warming, <insert generic hippy movement here> and then moves onto images of folks like Adolf “What about the […]

Firstly a big HELL-fuck1ng-O! to Combined Task Force 635 “CTF635″ in Guadalcanal. It’s Australians, Kiwis and Pacific Islanders making sure the Soloman Islands don’t fall into the hands of the japs Chaos Rudy Guiliani shady destabilizing dudes in pick-ups with AK-47’s.
Apparently their favourite bar is Vandersexxx, so i’ve put it […]

Hey folks, it’s been sorta quiet around here for a while… About 6 months actually; no new designs or blogs, just filling orders. So thanks to all the people that have kept supporting Timmy Taylor by buying tshirts that offend total strangers. The reason for the was sort of about extended vacations in the UK […]

But who cares????
Ok, Super Tuesday doesn’t really excite me but the Superbowl was great. The Giants stopped the Patriots in one of the most unlikely Superbowl runs in recent memory. Stealing a place in history from the the New England Patriots seemed unlikely with a minute remaining.
I’ve got to put my hand up and say […]

Apparently No Ma’am is registered to somebody, somewhere that looks at my website. Damn. Yeah, well there you go. Also, the very day after I was contacted by the No Ma’am people, the people that own Speaker City (oh no, it’s actually not a real store!) to say that the Speaker City design had to […]

If you are old enough to remember Married With Children or unemployed enough to see the re-runs during the day, you’ll love these two new (retro) designs.
Polk High T-shirt
The first one is from Al’s Polk High #33 design. The #33 became famous when he scored 4 touchdowns in a single game…. I’ve put it on […]

I thought this one wasn’t too bad. I mean, if Britney’s lawyers don’t have an issue with “I Prefer Britney Bald” why would apple have a problem with this one.
It’s not like they’re not selling many iphones…
Oh well……

I am a strong believer in the old adage “You never stop learning”. So here it is, some things i’ve learned all alone at 4:00am on my sofa:
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are always rock hard and ready to go.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds […]