Where My Ho’s At? Santa Claus got more ho’s than an Amish farmer!

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I am a strong believer in the old adage “You never stop learning”. So here it is, some things i’ve learned all alone at 4:00am on my sofa:
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are always rock hard and ready to go.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds […]

But really, who doesn’t? The whole thing just looks a whole lot cleaner. I am of course, talking about her head shaving incident a little while ago; but i’m sure you already figured that out.
I feel pretty bad for Britney right now. She’s a bit like a family pet; really cute when she younger […]

I thought of this design while at my local, franchised, 24hr, very well known gym. I’m not sure how it happened; I was just kinda staring at the milf’s on the treadmills and the steppers , picturing them naked, them bam! There it was.
Anyhoo, I know a guy called Gene. One of those fat -dumb- […]

I’ve redesigned the peanut-butter-jelly-time design. The old one was just crap. Also, for those of you new to the internet, this isn’t a rip of Brian Griffin’s ‘Family Guy’ moment. It’s actually from around 2001. Youtube it.
Don’t get me wrong, I nearly shit my pants when I saw Brian’s version…