Oh well…. Here it is!!

And of course it really wouldn’t be me if I didn’t include some Michael Jackson jokes!!!

1. Did everyone hear the news that Michael Jackson died? Does anyone know any details? I heard it was food poisoning………he ate some 12 year old nuts.
2. Doctors at the LA hospital where Jacko has passed away are unsure what to do with the body -  plastic recylcing doesn’t go out until Tuesday evening.
3. When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven and god granted her one wish. She wished all the children to be safe. So god killed Michael Jackson.
4. Michael jackson has died. to commorate his musical achievements mcdonalds have released the McJackson burger. Its a 50 year old peice of aged albino meat shoved between two 8 year old buns..
5. Michael Jackson is to be melted into plastic bags, he’ll still be white and dangerous for kids…
6. They still don’t know how MJ  died but they are blaming it on the boogie.
7. MJ is to be melted down into Lego, so that kids can still play with his bits.
8. They’ve had to cancel MJ’s London dates, John (8), Stephen (12), Alan (9)

Sorry, is it a bit too soon  for jokes? Not being weird or anything when exactly is it all good to crack jokes. Yes, i’m expecting a backlash, but I don’t really care. You were all making jokes yesteday, the day before, hell, even 10 years before.

Even Latoya would read these, be disgusted, then have a bit of a chuckle…..

TT

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