If you are old enough to remember Married With Children or unemployed enough to see the re-runs during the day, you’ll love these two new (retro) designs.

Polk High T-shirt

The first one is from Al’s Polk High #33 design. The #33 became famous when he scored 4 touchdowns in a single game…. I’ve put it on two blue tshirts as well as a blue print on a whole lotta white stuff, including chicks clothing.

No Ma’am! T-shirt

The other new design is one from the famous National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood… Also known as No Ma’am! Al started this organization in response to Marcy Darcy’s F.A.N.G. (Feminists Against Neanderthal Guys) Movement.

Al got together with the following founding members: Jefferson, Bob Rooney, Griff, Ike and Officer Dan; and tabled the No Ma’am 10 Commandments (but they could only come up with 9).

They are:

1. It is OK to call hooters ‘knockers’ and sometimes snack trays
2. It is wrong to be French
3. It is OK to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder
4. Lawyers, see rule three
5. It is OK to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes
6. Everyone should car pool except us
7. Bring back the word stewardesses
8. Synchronized swimming is not a sport
9. Mud wrestling is a sport

So, if you believe in these commandments, let your vegetarian, hippie neighbors know by wearing a No Ma’am! t-shirt….

Well thank Jebus Christmas and NYE are behind us. I hope you all had A good, safe holiday. To be honest, i’m sick to death of Turkey (yeah, yeah I know, there’s kids in *insert country name here* that don’t have 2 minute microwave turkey from Wal-Mart).

I struggled for months to find a wii for a good price, then thought i’d wait and scoop one from ebay after xmas. Well, they still aint cheap, so i’ll have to make do with the xbox for another few months.

But none of that is your fault….. So here’s the first coupon for the year. Enter the word: BEAUTYVIABLY at the checkout for $5 off a purchase of $50 or more. Valid until Jan 08, 2008….

Have a good year!

Timmy

This will be the last discount coupon until Christmas… A big $10 off purchases of $50 or over- It expires on the 14th…

Enter HOLIDAY2007 at checkout.

(Expires 12/14)

Sorry about the delay in getting out these new designs. I’ve been studying like a mofo recently, that’s why you’ll notice the following 6 blog posts all have todays date. It still evens out to about 1 a week though.

This new design is pretty self-explanatory. If you don’t understand it, you’re probably a 10 year old boy, and my website is creeping through adult content filters. Sweet!

Ok, so this one is a little bit closer to real copyright infringement and I love AC/DC so I’m cool with them not wanting to tarnish their good name. Damn.

On The Internet!! Ask Me How…

Geez, this is way too close to the truth for me to go into details about my inspiration. But, she’ll never find out if she really does think porn is disgusting.

Otherwise, if shes on postyourgirls dot com- i’m in trouble.

I thought this one wasn’t too bad. I mean, if Britney’s lawyers don’t have an issue with “I Prefer Britney Bald” why would apple have a problem with this one.

It’s not like they’re not selling many iphones…

Oh well……

Being a wingman is one thing, but being a good, dependable wingman is something else all together. This design celebrates the selfless wingman whose dedication to the mission sees them taking on much bigger, scarier targets so the Ace can reach the main objective without hindrance.

Wingmen, I salute you.

This was my first ever tshirt design, and I actually retired it ages ago. But thanks to emails from Jules in NJ and Tommy in AK, i’ve brought it back for the festive season…

Most of you know that I don’t like bouncers. It’s the whole power trip that comes with being a fat guy standing outside a nightclub all night while everyone else is having fun.

Well, here’s one more way to piss them off. This design spells the whole reason they are bouncers in the first place!