• I'm baaaaack!

    After 3 years on the lamb i'm back printing t-shirts, getting drunk, eating hot pockets and trying to really hard to sleep with women that find me repulsive. 

  • California - Knows how to party

    Awesome shit has been going down in California since waaay back. Less douchey than Miami, more real than Vegas, and it STILL knows how to party.

  • Like my sketchy humor on Facebook!

    It's mildly sexist against fat chicks &  racist against Canadians; but normal people will find it hilarious...

  • ASS The Other Vagina

    Although it would be 'proper English' I didn't put a semi-colon on the tshirt. Speaking of colon.....


    Show me your tits

    This tshirt will get you boobs. Not great boobs, but boobs none the less. Great for festivals, punk bars, or just the streets of shitty neighborhoods...


    Step 1: Scrawl I heart Timmy Taylor somewhere creative.
    Step 2: Show alot of skin, get a photo.
    Step 3: Email us the pic, and you might win a free tshirt!


Maryland College Tshirts

Bowie State University

Coppin State University

Frostburg State University

Morgan State University

Salisbury University

St. Mary's College of Maryland

Towson University

United States Naval Academy

University of Baltimore

University of Maryland, Baltimore

University of Maryland, Baltimore County

University of Maryland, College Park

University of Maryland, Eastern Shore

University of Maryland, Biotechnology Institute

University of Maryland, Environmental Science

USM Hagerstown

Universities at Shady Grove

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Uniformed Services University of the Health Sciences

Allegany College of Maryland

Anne Arundel Community College

Baltimore City Community College

Carroll Community College

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College of Southern Maryland

Community College of Baltimore County

Frederick Community College

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Hagerstown Community College

Harford Community College

Howard Community College

Montgomery College

Prince George's Community College

Wor-Wic Community College

Capitol College

Goucher College

Hood College

Johns Hopkins University

Loyola University Maryland

Maryland Institute College of Art

McDaniel College

Mount St. Mary's University

National Labor College

Notre Dame of Maryland University

St. John's College

Stevenson University

Sojourner-Douglass College

Washington Adventist University

Washington College

Tai Sophia Institute