• I'm baaaaack!

    After 3 years on the lamb i'm back printing t-shirts, getting drunk, eating hot pockets and trying to really hard to sleep with women that find me repulsive. 

  • California - Knows how to party

    Awesome shit has been going down in California since waaay back. Less douchey than Miami, more real than Vegas, and it STILL knows how to party.

  • Like my sketchy humor on Facebook!

    It's mildly sexist against fat chicks &  racist against Canadians; but normal people will find it hilarious...

  • ASS The Other Vagina

    Although it would be 'proper English' I didn't put a semi-colon on the tshirt. Speaking of colon.....


    Show me your tits

    This tshirt will get you boobs. Not great boobs, but boobs none the less. Great for festivals, punk bars, or just the streets of shitty neighborhoods...


    Step 1: Scrawl I heart Timmy Taylor somewhere creative.
    Step 2: Show alot of skin, get a photo.
    Step 3: Email us the pic, and you might win a free tshirt!


Washington (DC) College Tshirts

National Defense University

National War College

National Defense Intelligence College

University of the District of Columbia

David A. Clarke School of Law

American University

The Catholic University of America

Corcoran College of Art and Design

Gallaudet University

The George Washington University

Georgetown University

Howard University

Trinity Washington University

University of the District of Columbia

The Catholic University of America

Columbus School of Law

The George Washington University

Trachtenberg School of Public Policy and Public Administration

George Washington University Medical School

The George Washington University Graduate School of Education and Human Development

Georgetown University

Graduate School USA

Howard University

Johns Hopkins University

Paul H. Nitze School of Advanced International Studies

American University

Washington College of Law

Dominican House of Studies

Institute of World Politics

International Circle of Faith Colleges and Seminaries

School for International Training Graduate Institute

Washington Theological Union