• I'm baaaaack!

    After 3 years on the lamb i'm back printing t-shirts, getting drunk, eating hot pockets and trying to really hard to sleep with women that find me repulsive. 

  • California - Knows how to party

    Awesome shit has been going down in California since waaay back. Less douchey than Miami, more real than Vegas, and it STILL knows how to party.

  • Like my sketchy humor on Facebook!

    It's mildly sexist against fat chicks &  racist against Canadians; but normal people will find it hilarious...

  • ASS The Other Vagina

    Although it would be 'proper English' I didn't put a semi-colon on the tshirt. Speaking of colon.....


    Show me your tits

    This tshirt will get you boobs. Not great boobs, but boobs none the less. Great for festivals, punk bars, or just the streets of shitty neighborhoods...


    Step 1: Scrawl I heart Timmy Taylor somewhere creative.
    Step 2: Show alot of skin, get a photo.
    Step 3: Email us the pic, and you might win a free tshirt!


California knows how to party

...and by party I mean dirty bitches getting their boobs out for any dude with camera. Thankfully, Southern California is home to the biggest concentration of Porn production houses outside of the Czech Republic, which means the proportion of whores to normal chicks is alot higher than anywhere else in the free world.

In fact, the modern day party god Joe Francis (of Girls Gone Wild fame) was born in Laguna Beach, and studied Business Administration at the University of Southern California. Some may call it creativity, some may call it 'filming what drunk chicks will do for $5'; either way he lived the dream by spreading his Wet Tshirt competitions and California Parties across the country.

Check out the tshirt styles by clicking below...