• I'm baaaaack!

    After 3 years on the lamb i'm back printing t-shirts, getting drunk, eating hot pockets and trying to really hard to sleep with women that find me repulsive. 

  • California - Knows how to party

    Awesome shit has been going down in California since waaay back. Less douchey than Miami, more real than Vegas, and it STILL knows how to party.

  • Like my sketchy humor on Facebook!

    It's mildly sexist against fat chicks &  racist against Canadians; but normal people will find it hilarious...

  • ASS The Other Vagina

    Although it would be 'proper English' I didn't put a semi-colon on the tshirt. Speaking of colon.....


    Show me your tits

    This tshirt will get you boobs. Not great boobs, but boobs none the less. Great for festivals, punk bars, or just the streets of shitty neighborhoods...


    Step 1: Scrawl I heart Timmy Taylor somewhere creative.
    Step 2: Show alot of skin, get a photo.
    Step 3: Email us the pic, and you might win a free tshirt!


Geek Tshirts

Geek has weirdly become cool in the last few years. Yeah, I don't know how that happened either... I hope it wasn't those revenge of the nerds movies in the 80's. Anyway, if you think you've acquired a level of intelligence that makes you smarter than most of the population, what the f*ck are you doing looking at tshirts on timmytaylor.com? Seriously!? Why don't aren't you trying to outsmart Wolfram Alpha or something??

Anyway, I've got an ex Suicide Girls model intern who's come with a few t shirts that she thinks will appeal to the nerds and geeks amongst you.