Offensive t-shirt and funny tshirt designs
You've stumbled across Timmy Taylor Clothing; probably the coolest place on the web to get funny and offensive t-shirts . Alot of the t-shirt designs you'll find here come from people dropping an email. Infact, ASS- The Other Vagina is our most popular user-suggested design, and has been since it's introduction 12 months ago. It may be pretty offensive but geez it's honest.
The latest news is always contained within the blog. Latest designs and discount vouchers all feature there. I've set up my new "Offensive T-shirt" mailing list so you get the lowdown on all of the ironic and funny t-shirts before they hit the street (or internet)
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As always I feature the newest offensive tshirts and funny t-shirts on the blog so instead of i'll put my best selling t-shirts, starting with offensive tshirts:
FAVOURITE OFFENSIVE DESIGNS:
Honestly, they're really not that offensive. Obviously the 'I Prefer Britney Bald' design is about the hair on her head. Stop emailing me about it, I don't think she owns a cat!
They only reason I classify most of these as offensive is because the amount of 'hate' mail I get regarding these designs. I'm going to be getting a whole lot more mail when I release the "Jesus is Coming! Bust out the baby wipes.." Giddy up!
MOST POPULAR FUNNY T-SHIRT DESIGNS:
Yeah I know, these ones are a little cheesy, but at least you can wear them in front of your mom; except for maybe the wingman one. If your mom's a fatty, she'll realize she married a wingman!! The Juan on Juan design was one of my first, but it still sells really well. The 'Made My ex Famous' one relates from a funny story with an even funnier girl. Hmmmm...
COOL T-SHIRTS:
With the first design, I swear i'm not putting down Community Colleges. All industries need their 'Wal*Mart' alternatives. The I Heart Retro design is a throwback to your dads old porn collection. Remember when porn came in printed mini-books called magazines? Just to be completely clear: Brian from the Family Guy wasn't the first person, animal or plant to do the Peanut Butter Jelly Time dance. You tube it.... It was a banana that did the original.
NOTABLE MENTIONS; FUNNY, COOL AND OFFENSIVE T-SHIRTS:
The Bada Bing t-shirt pays tribute to Jersey's most famous titty bars, while the Canada - America's bitch design is soooo funny because its true. You know Canadians are convinced that Basketball is Canadian? Crap. The guy that invented it was from Canada, but was smart enough to get out and fix his accent to avoid ridicule. Smart boy.
You probably recognize the Polk High design, but don't know where from. Remember Marcy Darcy, No Ma'am, Buck, Bud, Peggy, Kelly and Al? If you still don't get it, don't get the tshirt.
FELDMAN - HAIM 2008 ELECTION CAMPAIGN!
Timmy Taylor is the official supplier to the 2008 Feldman Haim Presidential campaign. Click here for more info on the Feldman Haim Campaign.
Apart from their reality show, the Corey's have been busy formulating their run to the 2008 Presidential Election. It looks like the only serious alternative to the hard-ass bitch an the soft-ass half-honkey dude.
Some pretty big names have climbed on board and are showing their support for the Two Corey's. Some of their controversial policies include a border wall with Canada and an Old and Fat tax. Read more about their policies here: www.feldmanhaim08.com
In light of Rudy Guiliani's withdrawal and McCain's emphatic 'Winner by default' victory with the republicans, Corey Feldman and Corey Haim have stepped up a gear with their campaigning. Word on the street is they are going to be re launching their site soon.
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